Creative union "Ekran"
Joint enterprise Popular Film Union Pictures
Captain Pronin 3
Captain Pronin In Space (cartoon thriller)
Senior navigator reporting in.
To our right is a habitable planet -
our scanners show oxygen in its atmosphere,
protein-based creatures
and a poorly developed civilization of humanoids
with a low level of science and primitive technologies
and a total lack of space forces.
Are there any obstacles to our invasion?
The inboard brain shows only one factor able to stop our occupation:
a local inhabitant, one "Captain Pronin".
Allow me to report in
Pronin has arrived to take the entrance exam to the police academy
Old friend!
Well, take a ticket, but please don't overdo it.
I know supermen like you
Ticket no. 3, question 1
Camouflage!
Captain Pronin, we have teleported you aboard the flagship of the imperial squad of space conquerors
to offer partnership in occupying your home planet.
If you decline, I will destroy you immediately
We'll see who'll destroy who
Captain Pronin: foe of lawless clans Everyone knows him in foreign lands.
Russian Super! Captain Pronin cracks the case, loves the chase. He's owning!
Captain Pronin - sleuthing ace. Even kids will tell you,
He provides the highest class, super-detective.
Captain Pronin - superstar, no one doubts his value.
Day and night, for you and me, his unseen fight keeps us free!
Commander, Pronin was caught by space pirates, now they'll eat him.
Impossible.
Tell them to immediately bring the captain to me and tie him up tightly
so that earthling won't pull another trick
Eh, it's boring,
Maybe we'll torture this hero, since there's nothing to do
Maybe I'll torture you.
The imperials will pay cash for him, they've even teleported an advance.
It's really boring, no?
Listen, interplanetary punks,
How about some gambling?
For example, here's a ball named Paul, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, where's the ball?
I'll bet everything, the ball is here.
No, it's not!
Well, brothers in mind, let's play on.
I'll dare to report that the pirates have arrived.
Everything's hip-hop, commander. He's here.
You can take that earthly monster.
Navigator, bring in the prisoner
Yes.
The heir of Sirius, Miss Universe: Her Majesty, Princess Despa.
Princess, I'll offer this one last time, either you'll immediately become mine,
No, never.
Or you'll immediately become witness to a terrible reprisal against the best representative of the human clan from planet Earth
No, don't!
After that, my ships will occupy, loot and destroy the earth
Next will be your dear Sirius
Well, princess I'm waiting.
I... accept.
Don't rush to agree, citizeness
The police is aboard, and will now deal with the hooligan
Why isn't he tied up?
We gambled with him.
We were bored.
And lost everything.
Everything! The money, the furniture and we even lost the flying saucer.
Commander, we're being surrounded by superior forces - the ships of Sirius.
Where the heck did they get our coordinates from?
Well, we even lost the inter-galactic radio transmitter.
Hurrah! Our guys are winning!
Don't rejoice, I'll kill you anyway.
Hey, Commander, you forgot about me.
Don't even hope, Captain. You won't be able to touch me.
My armour is charged with 1000 volts.
Really, a rubber club...
[COMMERCIAL] ...is a valuable thing, especially in space.
Princess, we won, you're free.
No, I'm not free.
My heart is sworn to this Earthling.
Excuse me, Your Majesty, I'm married and won't cheat on my wife no matter what.
Hey Captain, what about the saucer. After all, you've won it.
Leave it to yourselves, and don't forget that you promised to leave your criminal past behind.
It's done, we'll start some legal business.
Listen, Captain, I'm telling you this as a humanoid to a humanoid:
You're an awesome man, Pronin!
Don't even try, I've known the captain for a long time.
If Pronin has disguised himself, you'll never find him. That's his nature.
Allow me to proceed with the examination.
Question 2, throwing a grenade. Haha!
Belay!
Captain Pronin, the examination commission has unanimously decided to count your entrance exam as a final exam.
Congratulations with finishing the police academy. We're happy for you.
And how happy I am! Literally speaking, I have no words.
screenplay, art director, animator M. Zaytsev
camera - E. Gaman, songs - S. Lemokh composer - I. Yefremov
voices - I. Vernik, R. Suhoverko, V. Abdulov, L. Ilyina, sound - S. Kozlov
animators - O.Safronov, S. Patatskiy, V. Nikitin, A. Cherepov, S. Sichkar, & Ye. Sichkar
artists - T. Kamskaya, O. Sidorova, M. Kalyitina, T. Areshkova, A. Brezhnev,
T. Velikorod, M. Ivancheva, N. Chulkova, M. Novozhylovva, Ye. Dulova, V. Arustamova,
S. Luzganova, S. Andreyeva, A. Andreyeva, N. Podlesnykh, Ye. Stanikova, A. Podsypalina
montage - A. Afanasyeva script editor - Alisa Feodoridi production director - L. Varentsova
directors M. Zaytsev, R. Zelma
The End
Sponsored by the civilization of Planet Sirius.
"Ekran", studio of animated TV-films, 1993
subtitles by cvazirious (2011), edited by Niffiwan (2021)